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Surrendered My Human

Surrendered My Human

Regular price $27.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.99 USD
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Somebody in your household finally filed. The form is complete, the reasons are itemized, and the rehoming prospects section has been answered honestly. Wear it as a courtesy notice to anyone considering picking you up without asking.

Made to order. Ships in 10–14 business days.

SHIPPING

Made to order. Ships in 10–14 business days, plus 2–4 days USPS transit. $8 per shirt, free on orders $75 and over.

FIT & BLANK

Printed on Bella+Canvas 3001C, 100% combed ringspun cotton, unisex. S–3XL. Size up for oversized.

CARE

Wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron the print. No bleach.

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